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How to Learn to Learn GuitarI taught a course on 'How to Learn to Learn the Guitar'.How to Learn to Learn Guitar
I informed my class how to listen closely to the teacher, how to remember to bring a pencil or pen so that you could write down the important things and how to sit quietly as to not disrupt the session.
There never were very many students, though 90% of my those who came out carried on to attend classes on how to play the guitar.
by ~frunkelmyrlandski
The Critical Thinking RapI use critical thinking like it’s going out of style If thinking was running I’d run a twenty second mile You know that I'm smart; but you don't know just how smart Baby, on my IQ test they ranked me off the chartThe Critical Thinking Rap
I've been valedictorian, head of the class If you don't like me beating you then kiss my contacts With computers I excel; I know HTML There's not a single word out there that I misspell
And I know that I might not be the next Bach or Mozart But my tender loving adagios have broken more than a few hearts I have constant epiphanies; I arrange royal sym
by ~frunkelmyrlandski
Dave the Homeless GuyDave was once approached by a homeless man who asked him for some spare change. Uninspired by the presentation, Dave turned away the man with a noncommittal wave of his hand and hurried to his car. Something about the sales pitch stuck with Dave for the long commute home, and by the time Dave was unlocking the front door, he had decided that the homeless man may have been on to a money making scheme, if only he had part of the business savvy and marketing know how that Dave had.Dave the Homeless Guy
Dave set out the next day to be the best homeless man he could be. He spent his lunch break at the office crafting the p
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The Loaf and the PickleShe was a pickle, both in shape and complexion. He, like a loaf of bread, was crumbly, lazy and utterly devoid of wit. Add a slice of ham and some cheese and they would have made the perfect sandwich, but somehow or other this undeniable potential for metaphoric unity never translated into their relationship.The Loaf and the Pickle
Inevitably, something got between them. While not visibly showing the characteristics of mayonnaise, the interloper did admit to an unhealthy fondness for it. Life doesn’t always work out the way you think it will.
Though he was devastated for being abandoned, he didn't take any sort o
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Problemsby ~TheHotPickle
Chapter the Twenty-FourthTwenty-fourChapter the Twenty-Fourth
With the evil captains and their crew very far behind, the crew of the Hot Pickle were free to roam South Asia as they pleased; dropping into Malaysia for some cherries, visiting Cambodia to re-enact scenes from the ‘Tomb Raider’ movie, swinging around to Burma to get some quality rubies, slipping into Thailand for some glass noodles (and so the Spool on the Hill could add another dance to her repertoire, as well as purchase some of those long gold finger-things they use), and stopping into Papua New Guinea to hang out with some tribesmen (if you ever see pictures of them, you’ll understand why).
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I'd forgotten what it was, and had to check it out myself.
Here, [link] another little chuckle in the same vein.
If you search 'keswick snow art pet store'
or keswick snow art pet shop' there is a bunch more.
That darn pet shop lady is tricky.
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Make your Lie fart.
I make my liFe ART [link]
Did you make your liFe ART?
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"most people are a let down its just amazing how low some people go."
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Jack of all trades, master of none...
... though offtimes better than master of one.
Ania
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Yes! The silent assassin strikes again! Wanna hear a joke!?
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I like science and flying.
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You've got your airplane and I've got the plain air of here...
Check out the Writer's Club: [link]
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